Friday, April 10, 2009

Poopin Place Is BLOCKED

IZA: Wow, ya wont beleef what The Big Thing done today! He went unner the stairs through the crawl space. He brought a lamp, an the litterbox bag (where alla our "stuff" goes), and tools wif him. He scraped up all my poops, sprayed them with smelly stuffs and deoderizers.



Then he did something totally mean. He stopped my acess to the area with chick-hen wire stapled ta the wall studs on the one side. Then he blocked off the entrance ta the OTHER side wif a piece a plywood!!! I cant get in there AT ALL!



He said that iffen I poop onna basement floor, it is gonna be where he can get at it easier. Well, thats no fun...

At least it took him a whole HOUR ta do all that. (He-he), he said BAD werds while tryin ta get the heavy-dooty stapler ta catch the chick-hen wire while he was bent inna weerd positions.

10 comments:

Max said...

You created work for a People. Good job!

The Creek Cats said...

Did you snoopervise his work to make sure it was up to code? Snoopervising is very important!

Alasandra said...

Poor Big Thing, we thinks you created a lot of work for him. ~S,S,C & F

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Inappropriate elimination issues are hard to get to the bottom of sometimes. But the big thing is doing his best to help you be good.

The behaviorists say you should have 1 more litterbox than you have cats and to use unscented litter and have at least half of the boxes be uncovered, with no lids.

Good luck at being Good!

Daisy said...

I'm sorry you lost access to your private restroom!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That sort of thing is going on in our house too. Georgia has sort of lost the sense of what a litter box is and just goes wherever which means her main litter room was just cleaned thoroughly again.. It also meant a lot of nasty words from the woman...

DaisyMae Maus said...

Awww ... Placin' poops in hard-to-reach-places is a cat's perogative. Now what're you gonna do?
DMM

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You know, we'd hide out if it were any of us in that much trouble!

Willie said...

wow that's alot of work he did. I luv your new banner on the page, totally pawsome.

Willie

Gretchen and Mike said...

Does this mean you really have to use the litter box now? Poor Big Thing.

Hugs and Happy Easter, G