We think we got a bad computer problem here. The Big Thing is gonna look at the insides in case it is just dust, but he isn't really good at that stuff.
There is a loud whirrin noise all of a sudden like a hard drive is goin crazy (he says). But we may be gone fer several days.
He may try ta hook the old PC up, and see if that still werks.
But we'll be back as soon as we can.
We are disconnectin NOW!