Friday, August 28, 2009

Floors and Tables and Carpets, Oh My!

LC: Why does evrykittie's house seem cleaner than ours? We take pictures and they show spots, stains and dust. We gotta ask The Big Thing about that.

[LC, you all go frantic when I use the sucky machine, when I use cleaning chemicals, etc. Maybe I will just tape cleaning pads to your paws and then toss toys all around the house. Heh-heh]

Hey, just clean when we are all out layin on the deck. Then we won't care...

[Good thought. I will toss you all outside at night with the raccoons, bats, snakes and possums]

Snakes? Bats? Waitta minute...

[You want to play "dare me"? I'm willing]

Um, OK, can we just hide unner the bed? And you seriously clean?

[Yes. I'll get out the wet-cleaner machine and make all the wood floors look brand new]

Okay. We hide, you clean. But quietly. And we get treats!

[Deal. But I have to do the bedroom too]

We can be outside fer that iffen it is daytime...

[OK]

8 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I have one word for you PHOTOSHOP.

Cory said...

haha! You hit on the key word..."seems"...it's all done with smoke and mirrors! We got dirt and dust and cat hair and dog hair everywhere! We just clear it out once a week (if we're lucky!).

Reese =^..^= said...

Camera angle.

Max said...

It always looks like our house threw up. The Woman says cleaning is over rated and she can better spend her time playing online or riding her rumbly bike.

The Island Cats said...

Haha! We think the house looks better dirty!! Forget cleaning it!

Shadow / Molly said...

Ya we hide from room to room as the mom makes her way frew wif the sucky machine. Dems fings jus to loud fer even woofie Jake!

Angus Mhor said...

Camera angle, Photoshop, - shoot! Just take all your pictures outdoors! Then, it's Mother Nature's fault!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, that worked out well.

Actually, we were wondering the same thing, about how everyone else's house looks so neat and clean and ours shows....

Uh, hi, Jan, we were just telling LC, Ayla & Iza what a great housekeeper you are.