Thursday, September 24, 2009

It WASNT My Fault!

AYLA: Really I cant be blamed! I was tricked into it...

See, I like to hop from the kitty condo to the top of the kitty toy box. I do it often and The Big Thing KNOWS it! So how was I sposed ta know that the top was open?

Well, it normally sits like this:


But when TBT turned away from messin wif our toy box, I hopped over onit. But it wasnt closed. See, thats the part Im not responsible for. I landed in the actual toys, an the toybox fell over.


It hit the lava lamp.

The lava lamp fell over.

The lava lamp was outta his reach, so he scrinched his ears an waited. I swear it took minuts ta fall to the floor below. Then SMASH! Oh Bast!

Well, Im lucky. TBT says "chit happens" an he dint get mad at me (not that I was guilty of annythin ta begin with, of course). He even accepted all the blame for hisself.

(TBT: No I didn't!)

Um, as I was sayin, he accepted all the blame AND promised to give me treats...

(TBT: No I didn't!!!)

Um, so I won't get skipped dinner?

No kitty here gets "skipped dinner" for any reason. I love you even when you do stupid things and dinner is "always").

Oh good. So mebbe I take a little blame here iffen it don't cost me dinner. I mean, we been lovin the new fancy dinners. Evo, Avoderm, Blue Spa, Chicken Soup...

But really, ya shoulda seen the mess The Big Thing made.

(TBT: Ayla...?)

Um, "the mess I made"... There was glass everywhere and the lava lamp stuff is wax an some kerosene-smelly stuff. It was awful. TBT put down newspaper ta soak it up an will be cleanin it tomorrow.

(IZA: Stick her nose init!)

Stop that Iza, Im in enough trubble already! There's sharp glass down there! An we all need ta pass by there ta get ta the litterbox! You too!

(TBT: OK, girls, I've removed all the glass and wax and put down newspaper to soak up all the liquid and more papers to protect your feet, so you can get downstairs to the litterboxes. And dinner will be in an hour. I'll even open some 9 Lives tuna. Not as a reward, but to calm you all down. I'm tempted to put a pickle in YOUR bowl though, Ayla. LOL!

13 comments:

Sunny's Mommy said...

Glass everywhere is not good. But as TBT said, stuff happens.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh your human is so sweet. Ours would have said lots of unrepeatable stuff....

The Island Cats said...

Oh, what a mess! But we're with TBT...chit happens!

Alasandra said...

The nerve of TBT it certainly wasn't your fault Ayla he shouldn't have left the toy box open. Our Mommy is always causing accidents by putting her stuff where it doesn't belong (namely where we want to be). ~S,S,C & F

(Meowing very loudly)Hear that Mommy go move that box from the filing cabinet so Charybdis can jump up there without knocking stuff off.

Derby said...

But you didn't break the GallyLeo thermometer, I managed to do that once. Same thing, smelly liquid inside.

The Meezers said...

oooo lava lamps. we should get some of those to whap!


it wasn't your fault Ayla. anyone knows that a siamese is NEFUR at fault for ANYTHING.

Shadow / Molly said...

Oh Bast! We is glad not a kitteh or TBT gots hurtdid. If a glass breaks here we tend to hear bad werds dat we isn't s'pose to use.

♥Mimi♥ said...

Ooooo, a pickle, huh? Sweet or dill☺

Daisy said...

Oh noes! Not the lava lamp! I'll bet it really was a terrible mess to clean up. I'm glad you did not get in trouble.

Cory said...

I think it was a great week to break stuff!

Angus Mhor said...

Pickle in'er bowl! That's priceless!

Mom better not get any bright ideas-not that I ever do anything wrong or anything...

Willie said...

oh dear, that is unfortunate as that appeared to be one of the ollllld kind of lava lamps that makes really cool shapes, bummer. I bet it was a big mess. At least he forgived you for knocking it over, I broke sumthin a long time ago, I thinks we've all broken sumthin at one time or another.
The pickle idea...is that like gettin coal in your chrismas stockin?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, you're lucky. That's not what Jan says when "chit" happens around here. She shrieks, Noooooooooo! And sometimes some words on our bad word list. And when we broke the heavy glass statue her great aunt gave her when she was a teenager ... it's a good thing she didn't know which one of us did it. She cried. And we got dinner.