IZA: Hey, you up there. Toss me the next toy NOW!
But you are up there eatin yer fancy dinner onna TV tray watchin TV an Im gettin NOTHIN! So I want some attenshun NOW!
I can smack yer TV tray hard an knock that wine glass over right over, ya know. I broke that one wif yer name on it last month that way... You thought that was you? Ha-ha-ha. Do I haf ta pounce a certain "other" kitty in the house ta get yer attention? Ya get the drift?
Wait, no, yer NOT pickin me up! Yer NOT putting me on yer lap! Yer not layin me down in yer lap! Yer not scritchin me trying to get me ta nap, nap, ah like the waves on the beach, sterling like the silvery dawn, all comfy and safe as the morning on the bed, sometimes like zephyrs rolling in like Disney fairies in fog, so happy and tranquil, daffodilly-like, and, um, so sleepy and happy an peaceful, like soft waves onna shore an... purr, purrr, purrr, purrr, purrrrrrrr...
[The Big Thing: Iza fell asleep in mid rant.
Isn't she so cute when she is asleep on my lap... LOL!]