Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Destructo-Kitty

IZA:  I haz a destructive gene.  Not deliberate, you understand.  Just "IS".  See, here I am all innocent and calm...
But there is this wobbly table next ta The Big Thing's chair.  It is OK in front, but it gots only a single leg in the middle of the back.  I hop up on it when TBT is eatin dinner, cuz I can purr at him from there real good.

But I jumped off kinna sudden.. It was awful...
See the little leg in the back?

An from another direction...
Well, he tossed a mousie right across my face.  So, well, I jumped fer it.  An stuff crashed all over the place.  I thought I was in deep dark trubble!  I was OK, not a scratch on me (but you should haf seen my tailed puffed up - it looked like a mop)!  I ran fer the bedroom...

He ran inta the bedroom after me.  I thought it was MY LAST DAY.  But he had this worried look all over his face.  He sat down on the floor near me.  He called me over quietly an said it wasnt my fault.  The very first thing he did was make sure I was OK.  Yeah, REALLY, he did! 


Ya can imagine how reliefed I was about THAT!  So he held me until my tail calmed down an then said he would take care of the crashed stuff.  I even got scritched (though he said I should try not to do that again).

Am I lucky, or what?