Monday, August 15, 2011

Party Announcement

(ahem, *coff*)  THE BIG THING (aka: "TOLERATED PRETENDER TO MASTERY OVER MARK'S MEWS") hereby announces (heraldic horns blowing, bards singing, banners waving, skywriters in flight, and invitations nailed to every telephone pole), there will be:

A PARTY tomorrow starting at midnight our local time (EDT) and lasting til everykitty wears out, teleports out, or is thrown out.  Or Thursday (whichever comes first)...

SAID PARTY SHALL BE in honor of PRINCESS AYLA OF THE ORDER OF THE BLUE COLLAR and SIR MARLEY OF THE NEWLY BESTOWED GREEN COLLAR OF MANCATNESS.  

INVITED CELEBRANTS SHALL BE every kitty, woofie, bun, hamster, ferret, etc of all mammals.  Birds are invited , but at their own risk.  Beings too, as long as they are mostly helpful in tossing toys, stopping hissy-fits, replenishing treat bowls, and otherwise keep in their place.

THE REASON FOR SAID PARTY may be known to some, but will only be revealed in detail at the start of the party, no sooner.

THUS SPEAKS THE BIG THING... 

 

16 comments:

Prancer Pie said...

We are so there! You understand, a house-trashin is inevitable under the circumstances! Purrs.

Katnip Lounge said...

We'll bring our Mommy, she has a GREAT can-poppin' thumb!

MTVA said...

We go to bed with the chickens here, but we're going to set our alarm so we don't miss any of the fun!

Meowers from Missouri said...

ooooooo!!! aaaaaaaaa!!! we will be there--'cause we're not square!!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I will be there right on time - I do not want to miss the big announcement!!!

m.q said...

wow..sure it will be fun!!!


BoBo Salem & catlings

Athena said...

Kit and I will be there! We nefur miss a party! Can't wait to hear what the surprise is!

Brian said...

I will be there fur sure!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh that sounds like it could be fun...

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Oohhhh we are excited and intrigued at the same time!!!

We three will come with Zolie and Guinea Pig Toby too!
Mom would love to come, she won't be much help serving and scooping but she will positively go ga-ga over seeing all our kitty friends and petting them!!

Cara n Crew said...

yoW! Sounds exciting!

Pip, Smidgen, minnie, Hollie

The Island Cats said...

Awright! We will be there for sure!

Lux The Light Warrior said...

Can't wait!!

Mr Puddy said...

Sound So Fun !!! Whatever Pawty, I'm in ; )
No way I'm going to miss out, Birds are invited ..MOL

Derby, Ducky said...

We will be there!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

I am THERE, Guys! I'm a pawty animal ;-)

But hmmmm---does this mean midnight (like in two and a half hours--or the next midnight? I would try to get the Human to stay up and find out but she has to go to work tomorrow and she will say, "No, Spitty, we are not doin' that."