Monday, August 15, 2011

Party Announcement

(ahem, *coff*)  THE BIG THING (aka: "TOLERATED PRETENDER TO MASTERY OVER MARK'S MEWS") hereby announces (heraldic horns blowing, bards singing, banners waving, skywriters in flight, and invitations nailed to every telephone pole), there will be:

A PARTY tomorrow starting at midnight our local time (EDT) and lasting til everykitty wears out, teleports out, or is thrown out.  Or Thursday (whichever comes first)...

SAID PARTY SHALL BE in honor of PRINCESS AYLA OF THE ORDER OF THE BLUE COLLAR and SIR MARLEY OF THE NEWLY BESTOWED GREEN COLLAR OF MANCATNESS.  

INVITED CELEBRANTS SHALL BE every kitty, woofie, bun, hamster, ferret, etc of all mammals.  Birds are invited , but at their own risk.  Beings too, as long as they are mostly helpful in tossing toys, stopping hissy-fits, replenishing treat bowls, and otherwise keep in their place.

THE REASON FOR SAID PARTY may be known to some, but will only be revealed in detail at the start of the party, no sooner.

THUS SPEAKS THE BIG THING...