IZA: Im in Trubble! We all got weighed today. Last time was almost 3 months ago.
Ayla has gone from 5.5 lbs in July (when her last spay operation was successful) to 9.5 lbs in Toctober, but is down to 9 lbs now.
Marley weighed 12 lbs in Toctober, an is 11 lbs now.
I weighed 12.5 lbs in Toctober, an now I weigh 14 lbs! TBT just looked at me an said "DIET"! Oh this is awful. I pleaded that I was normal weight. He said "Adult female siamese, 8-10 lbs". Ouch! OK, but we think Im really a tonkinese, we're "sturdier". He said "OK, I'll give you 2 lbs for that". Oh Bast, that only gets me to 12 lbs at best!
So I tried arguing that I get all the exercize I can. I run up an down the cat trees, I chase all the mousies he tosses me at dinnertime, an I have to go up and down the stairs ta get to the litterbox. But as soon as I said it, I KNEW that was the wrong thing ta say! If Im getting exercize, theres only one other way ta lose weight - less foods! "Liposuction?", I said, hopefully.
"OK" I said, "how ya gonna DO it?" Ha, THAT set him back!
Or so I thought...
After just a minit, he said he had some ideas:
1. No treats (which are really just Eukanuba kibble)
2. I eat in the Mews Room an get smaller portions of Stinky Goodness
3. He chases me around inside the house an hour a day for more exercize
4. Secret plan he wont tell me
Oh, man, that last one worries me most...