Saturday, June 23, 2012

Vishus Deer Attack!

We saw a Vishus Deer in the front yard last night!  TBT had just glanced out the window and turned away when the motion detector lights came on.  There was a Vishus Deer standing right there lookin up into the window at us!  Ooh, they are bold...

TBT tried ta get a picture of it, but all that came out was its laser-eyes.  We ducked so it couldnt hurt us, but TBT just stood right there.  Vishus Deer dont worry TBT.

Ecept that he discovered this morning that it got mad at us and ate the leafs off the front row of our bootiful hostas!  We are all very upset. 



This picture shows the BIG CHOMP a Vishus Deer can take.  Granted, that was a plant, but we know it left that ta warn us off how it can bite!
We suggested putting out the Have-A-Hart trap, but he said it wouldnt fit in there.  He is gonna set up the game camera.  First, ta get a better picture iffenit comes back (which after finding the tastey hostas, probably will), and second, hoping the sudden flashy-light might scare it away.

Failing that, he will put bird netting over the hostas.  That ought to stop it from biting the leafs off.  Purrsonally, WE hope it EATS the net an chokes!!!  Cuz we sure dont want it stealthively staring at us at night. 

14 comments:

Abby Normal and Stygia said...

Wow, those are some scary eyes!!! Beware!!

Katie Isabella said...

Need me to come there and vanquish those vishus deers?

Prancer Pie said...

We knew immediately it was after those luscious hostas! They are vishus!

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no! Your poor hostas. That vishus deer is not just vishus, he is evil too.

Muddy said...

That looks like alien eyes! Wish we could pounce on that deer and scare it away for ya!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Scary eyes! Glad it ran.... Sorry about the plants.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Whoa! I didn't know deer had lasers like that, or such big teeth! Maybe Skeezix was right...

Brian said...

Oh dear, a deer!

The Island Cats said...

We think that vishus deer must have come to our house too because our hostas got eaten! Mom is gonna spray the hostas with some vishus deer repellant.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

TBT says he might spray our hostas with Ex-Lax... MOL!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Aw, we feel sorry for the vishus deer! He was prolly just hungry! If you let him eat your plants, he prolly won't have to come back and KILL YOU!!! Heh heh.

Mariodacat said...

Those vishus deer are a problem aren't they. For us it's rabbits - they are eating everything in the garden. M needs to spray again to keep them away.

Derby, Ducky said...

YIKES, hide you guys.

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

oh my CAT! We hadz no idea vishus deerz had LASER eyes TOO!!