Friday, August 03, 2012

Goth Iza

IZA:  Wow, I was surprised by the surprize at me being a Goth Grrl.  Mostly over at Spittys blog cuz he posted about our date first.  So I spose I should esplain a little.

I have this really cute wide-eyed innocent look and that throws Beins and Kitties off a bit.

But I'm really a rough grrlcat.  I play rough, eat fast, keep my claws a shade out at all times, and generally tear stuff up.

Ayla is the "good girl", the nice princess, the dainty eater.  Even her toys are little delicate ones.  I can fall asleep watching her play.  If we were Beins, she would play croquet and I would play rugby.  When she used to go into heat, only TBT heard her.  Iffen it had been ME, the neighbors would have been here with pitchforks and hot tar (not that it would have done them anny good).

Ayla nibbles at her food; I inhale it.  The ottoman has a towel over it.  Ayla sits on it politely and talks quietly to visitors.  I tear the darn towel right off and bunnykick it to death.  (Not that I want to diminish Ayla's fighting abilities.  She is like a Judo expert to MY kickboxer talent - you wouldnt BELEEV the way she can jump around me when we REALLY get into it)

Basically, Ayla is a princess who wants to wear a pretty tiara and would never say a rude werd, and I am a barmaid with a whip for overly-amorous customers...  Oh, and Marley is just a really good normal laid-back brother without pretentions.  If he has secret dreams, he doesn't mention them.

So, yes, I am a bit of a Goth Grrl.  TBT says that, 50 years ago, I would have been a Biker Chick, but I would have been driving the bike.  With a young stud holding onto me behind... 

I don't date much, but I DO have my preferences.  King Spitty is right up my alleycat (er, "alley").

An I want to say I have no use fer "playehs".  Playehs are insecure little boys who measure themselves in, well, ways that dont innerest me.  Spitty isnt one of those...

Spitty is one of those rare mancats who know how to strike the right balance between excitement and respect, know what I mean?  Like, joking, I promised him 3 nose-kissies on the date.  He took all 3 and no more.  And when I wasn't expecting them but when the mood was right.  One at each of the 3 clubs, too, which kept it controlled.  He dint take MORE than 3 nose-kissies, but he dint take LESS either, MOL!  BTW, I liked Shutter the best. 

So he was gentlemancatly (like James Bond), but also a bit surprising and rakish (like James Bond), but without the obligatory movie-ending escapade.  MOL!  I had a thoroughly wunnerful date.

And it was just THAT, a date.  We're not going steady, we arent going to get married.  We might date again, but it isnt my goal in life to get hitched.  Spitty likes ALL girlcats too much for me to get too serious with him (bless his sweet little mancat heart).

BTW, does anykitty know how to work this thing?
The ring-grabber thingie doesn't open or close when I tell it to an I cant make it open even with my claws at full strength.  I think it would fit a nose-ring real good, though.

12 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

My goodness, don't you look spiffy that way? Is that spiffy for Spitty?! HA HA HA. I crack myself up. Well someone has to.

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

We guess, we knew that you were a more physical gal, Iza, but we wouldn't have guessed goth! But, as a try everything once type, it does make sense. You do make a very good one. Spitty is the easy-going type to go along with what you wanted, to make you happy. He's very nice that way. We do think the leash might make him a bit squeamish, though. He is into freedom, after all. Purrs.

Laura & Taffy

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

The difference between you and Ayla is sort of like Binga and me!

Fuzzy Tales said...

Bar maid with a whip? That's giving Nicki some fantasies....

Katie Isabella said...

Um...I fink KIng Spitty MAY have something to meow to you regarding that ring grabber thingy. You may have a chance with it but only under his conditions. Nah, I fink he'd say no. Well, let's ask him. King Spitty?

Brian said...

Besides, we think you are purrfect just that way!!!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Moi? I haff NO IDEA what that silly RED fing is and I don't think I want to find out, neither, ha ha meow!

Iza, my darling! ALL LadyCat's are #1 in King Spitty's heart....it's not *MY* fault your Dad's name begins with an M and not an A!! I made my list by scanning the Human's list of blogs. Tell him to change the name of your blog to Alan'sMews, or Andrew'sMews, or Alex'sMews! I'll be soooooooo sad if we don't get to go on our camping trip. Nose taps! XOXOXO

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Oh, and P.S. You COUNTED??? Heh heh.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL, Wow what a date!! That red thingie probably wouldnt work on King Spitty even if you could work it.. Can you just see him being led around by his nose? I can't!

Eric and Flynn said...

Sounds like you had a great date, but we think the ring grabber thingy is a no no.

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

MOL! Just...MOL! You gotta let us know how that ring grabber works out for you.

The Cat From Hell said...

Alya! Iza! Two such totally different lady cats in the same house! That is kind of exciting!
Kozmo at the Cat from Hell