Wednesday, September 12, 2012

The Sucky Machine

The sucky machine got all sick and it wouldnt eat anny dust from the floors anny more.

Have you EVER seen the sucky-machine monster dissected?  WE have!

Well, first, TBT sedated it by reducin its electric-food.  Then he TOOK IT APART.  We're SERIOUS, he DID that!

LOOK!  There's its guts and all...  We ALMOST felt sorry fer it, but really, look at all that nasty stuff in there...  WILD BRUSHES!  BRIGHT LIGHTS!  TURNY THINGS!  WHEELS!  BUMPERS!  AND "STUFF"!

And look at the tool he used.  Sharp, long, and all pointy at the end.  We bet he could kill an Evil Skwerl with THAT!  Mebbe even a Vishus Deer!
An ya see what he pulled out of its guts?  Thats OUR furs!  We killed it!  Well, OK, we dint actally "kill" it, but we sure made it DEATHLY SICK, it couldnt get breaths annymore with all our furs...

TBT hadda push BIG tubes down its guts and SHOVE them back and forth violently.  Then he went in with pliers.  We dont like the sucky machine, but we are sure glad we arent IT!
Unfortunately, TBT saved it.  We werent really happy about THAT, the thing is best left dead.  But TBT did make one good point.  Iffen it wasn't for the sucky machine, we would be wading around in our OWN furs hip deep in just a few years.  Even THAT dint seem too bad, but he said we would also be wading around in EACH OTHERS furs.  That dint seem very happifying.

So, OK, he can bring it back ta sucky-life. but we better get warnings, ya know?  So we can stay away from it, like usual.

16 comments:

Random Felines said...

OMC....we didn't know you could take the sucky monster apart. Wonder if mom would notice if we tried it while she was at work? And if she would know how to put it back together??? something to think about.....

Team Tabby said...

Wow, we are impressed to see your sucky monster's guts and we laughed and laughed because of all of your hairs that made that monster sick!!

Katie Isabella said...

Hey it's only right that the sucky monster gotted sick on YOUR furs! Serves it right! (ours did too). Mom is useless tho. She used to find someone who could put it to sleep and then operate on its guts but he closed his shop so now mom is at the mercy of anyone. BUT if it does, mommy will just get another one.

Katie Isabella said...

Hey it's only right that the sucky monster gotted sick on YOUR furs! Serves it right! (ours did too). Mom is useless tho. She used to find someone who could put it to sleep and then operate on its guts but he closed his shop so now mom is at the mercy of anyone. BUT if it does, mommy will just get another one.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Oh darn, your plans to kill that thing with your fur were FOILED!

Brian said...

That would have been the purrfect time to hide a couple of parts!

Prancer Pie said...

Hmm, you got us thinking....could the sucky monster kill evil squirrels and vishus deer? It would surely kill us if it caught us! Look what it did to your furs! Good thing TBT knows how to subdue it.MOL!

Sweet Purrfections said...

Our mom swears our floof is going to kill the sucky monster in our house.

Shaggy and Scout said...

TBT is a good fixer-upper like our dad is! Too bad that knowledge also extends to sucky monsters. It'll roar & suck even fiercer now! Beware!

ABBY said...

TBT is furry good at fixin things!
That is a real talent.
But we agree with you guys about the suckinmoochine.

purrs
>^,,^<
✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.

Eric and Flynn said...

Wow, we've never seen sucky monster guts before! It can't be very clever or it would have yakked up a hairball like we do. Maybe TBT should have given it some grass first.

The Cat From Hell said...

Oh! My! Cod! That hairball is almost another cat!
Poor sucky monster!
Kisses
Nellie

The Island Cats said...

We've never seen the sucky monster's guts before.

Oui Oui said...

Next time, pee on it! We bet TBT can't save it then! Our mom had a sucky monster die on her. Thankfully she didn't dissect it cause a big cloud of white smoke came out of it and it smelled like fire. You should have seen her run out the house with that thing! Who knew she could run so fast?

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

OMC, I'm dying here!
Good for you almost killing it! I mean, yeah, it's nicer without the dust and hip deep furs... but seriously, why can't them humans pick up each hair by hand, and use a toothbrush or something on the dusties? Right!

Phoenix Robinson said...

The beans are always messin' stuffs up and blamin' it on us. I bet the beans buy fake furs at the grosherry store & plant them in the sucky-machines so they can blame us fur it tearin' up.

~Phoenix