Saturday, September 15, 2012

UTB AGAIN?

(Ayla):  Quiet!  Its 7:40 am, and TBT says we gotta go in the bedroom AGAIN today soon.  So we are gettin this message out fast.  

Dont EVER let yer Beins "Fix Up" the house.  Bite their ankles!  Poop in the shoes!  Threaten ANNYTHING.  Don't let them doit.  Its horrible...  Oh the NOISE!

Oh no, the strange car is coming up the driveway.  We hiss, but it doesnt matter...  We are like insects to the Siders.  TBT is coming to put us in the "safe" room, but they will be outside tirelessly trying to hammer their way in soon! He says he will be outside fighting them off as best he can, but we may be left alone soon iffen he fails...

Station AylaIzaMarley calling.  Station AylaIzaMarley calling. Station AylaIzaMarley calling...

Be warned, the Siders are coming again, and the Guttermen follow!  Repeat, the Siders are coming again, and the Guttermen are following.  Hide, Hide, Hide All!

Station AylaIzaMarley ou

Ayla:  "Hey leggo of me,  I'm just warning evryone.  No! (typing wi feet, ack..``

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The Big Thing:  They are in the "safe" room now, heh-heh.  Trapped...  Ayla, Iza, and Marley are "safe" in the bedroom.  Safe forever...  Safe from the old siding...  Safe from the OLD GUTTERS...  Safe...

And THEM SIDERS are coming for YOU next...  Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha...


9 comments:

Katie Isabella said...

Yep and they have been here! The gutters were a pain in the fur too.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

It's bad enough when they work on the inside of the house which is what they did a lot of in our old house. They pulled down walls and everything!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I think your human has gone crazy, letting this happen to your house and throwing your life into utter chaos! I hope my human does not catch whatever it is he's got!

Mariodacat said...

ha ha those old sider were already here last year. Sounds like they haven't improved any either., They should be banned everywhere.

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

Sparkle calls it utter chaos? We calls it GUTTER CHAOS!

Brian said...

Oh, we haven't had Siders, but the roofers are down ring hammering evil ones!

The Island Cats said...

We hate when the worker guys come to our house and "fix" stuff!!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL, poor kitties!

Eric and Flynn said...

It sounds very scary. We will keep well hidden.