Wednesday, October 31, 2012

A Halloweeny Haunted Ceiling Tunnel!

IZA:  OMC!  Ayla and Marley spent 2 days out in the garage settin up a "Scarey Halloween Haunted Tunnel" just for Spitty and Me to esperience!  I had NO idea, but they told me to invite my lovey boyfriend Spitty over fer a BIG SURPRISE.

I dint know about the ceiling over the garage.  But Marley did.

They say they got all kinna really scarey stuff in there.  And Spitty is here now, SO HERE WE GO!

It started out easy.  An EVIL SKWERL...


And a (Shudder)  empty food bowl! 
I wasnt sure I wanted to go further, but Spitty said to be brave, so I did my best.  It helped that he was right there by my side...
He is SUCH a manly cat!!!  I feel so SAFE whe he is around.

Then we saw terrible things!  A Crazy Cat Lady grabbing cats from ALL over.

And the grim Needle-Vader!
And "It" probes yer nether parts too!

We fell down in horror together!  We CLUNG in fear!
Well, actally, THAT part was good...  Holding tight to Spitty is very nice...

But THEN!

JUST when we thought it was all over...  THE SHOWER!!!

We weren't certain about it, but then it went and MOVED and we got SOAKED!  Oh it was awful...  No place to run an hide!  We ran farther down the ceiling tunnel only to find THIS in our way!

It was a scary undedded Voodoo Woman Zombie!
  and her pet RAT! 
We backed away fast, hoding each other tight (Spitty no doubt to protect me), but that sent us straight into a defleshicated cat skeleton,
and a GIANT RAT that must have EATEN it!
We were both about discombuberated by then and I think I fainted on a (convenient) pillow. 
But Spitty, Kingly mancat that he is, stood guard over me until I came back to my senses!

And TOGETHER, we went forward!!!

Only to turn a small corner and see...
Oh crap, and I mean that literally!!!  We both fell apart fer a second and scrabbled fer the exit.  But we found each others paws as we went! 

What?  You thought we were gonna get together an fight THAT?  Just US?  Are you NUTS? Look at that Skwerl blood on its teefs (I HOPE that is just skwerl blood).

We low-tailed it outta there!  Ayla and Marley were laffin their butts off as we ran out.  They asked iffen we liked the funny ghosties and smiley pumpkins they set in there.

"Funny ghosties, smiley pumpkins"?  We said what we saw, an they both went pale.  Spitty backed me up and ya gotta trust SPITTY!  Well, Ayla's choclate ears went grayish, and Marley's pinky paws went white.

When I described bein grabbed by the Zombie lady and Spitty was right there an couldn't even SEE it, Marley and Ayla yelped!


They KNEW something was gone all wrong!

Marley started ta poke his head up into the ceiling tunnel, but a strange hiss in there poofed his tail  bigger than a foot-long pine cone an he backed down REAL quiet...

We figure Ayla and Marley tapped into another dimension.  Some eleventieth dimension beyond that which is known to cat. A dimension as vast as space and timeless as the days between meals when yer lost in a desert!  In the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of cat's fears and the summit of our knowledge.  Somewhere in the ceiling of our garage...  

Come visit it iffen you DARE...

WE wont ever again...

WE plan to just stay curled up UTB tonight and forget about it as best we are able.  

 Iffen YOU go in, dont assume you will come out.  There were pathways in there we DINT take...
Well, dont say we dint warn ya...

25 comments:

Nerissa said...

Oh my gosh... oh my gosh... oh my gosh... YOUR GARAGE TUNNEL IS HAUNTED! That, or like you said, this other dimension tapping thing. It's quite possible, you know. So many of us kitties have tunnels that travel through space and time and then there's the time & space travelling caterwaulin' of my peep. At some point, the very fabric of space has got to weaken. Then, all it would take is a wayward claw to rip it to shreds.

So glad you two made it out safely. I wouldn't go back into that tunnel again. purrs

Mariodacat said...

Yikes! I'm scared. Let me otta here~! (Mario's tail all puffed up as he runs away from the haunted hole.

Random Felines said...

holy carp - we is gonna have napmares for weeks!!! we are glad you made it out safe.

Brian said...

Oh my goodness, I will be UTB if you need me!

The Furry Kids said...

YIKES! That is the askeeriest thing we've ever seen!

Katie Isabella said...

Um...I fink I'll sit this one out. I'm so puffed out now I couldn't fit in my tunnel. Yeah, that't the ticket..can't fit in my tunnel. Maybe next time. Sure...next time.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Whoa! That was SCARY! Especially the empty food bowl! And the shower! And being grabbed by a strange human! EEEK!

Luxington said...

Eep!!!!!! The shower part scared me the most! Teddy on the other hand, well, her hair is still standing on end after seeing that empty food bowl.

Prancer Pie said...

You've got a portal to another dimension in your garage??? All we've got is Mom's walk-in closet, however, that can be pretty skeery!

Sweet Purrfections said...

Thank goodness you had Spitty to take care of you.

We hope your Halloween is filled with lots of treats!

Truffle and Brulee

The Island Cats said...

YIKES! That was the scariest! 'Specially that shower!!!

Happy Halloween!

William said...

Boyfriend??? I think you better BACK OFF, SISTER!

And just so you know? MY MOM is that CRAZY CAT LADY!

~Caroline!

****

Happy Halloween, all! Hope you get lots of treats and no tricks!

~William

michico*Adan said...

My Goodness!!!!!
I want to run!!!!!

Shaggy and Scout said...

That is absolutely the scariest thing we've ever seen!!! We did crap!!! One frightening thing on another! Evil squerl....empty food bowl !!! .... probes.....showers, zombies & defleshed rats!!!!
*thump*

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Oh my darling Iza Lambie! Seeing it all laid out like this makes me shudder all over again! It was a harrowing experience, but of course *I* wasn't really scared, not Big ManCatly me...you believe that, right?? I still sort of think that Ayla and Marley set us up somehow, even though they deny it. I am the tiniest bit suspicious, darling...I hope you might teleport over later and have a little Halloween Niptini to cap off the evening! XOXOXO

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

OH MY GOSH!!! What an experience you two had!! We think you should get TBT to tear out that ceiling tunnel!! So glad you make it out okay!!
Your TX furiends,

Punapippuri said...

That was pretty scary - are you sure that King Spitty protected you as it looks the other way round, hehehe. We hope you are recovering well. And do send us the evil squirrels....

Jacqueline said...

What a scary post!!...Lovely Iza, we are so glad you had handsome Spitty with you for protection=you guys are so brave, thank COD you both made it out of that haunted garage together (we would have turned around and run for cover after seeing the evil squirrels!!)...Happy Halloween, sweet friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Yikes! that was the scarest thing ever! Pathways you didnt take? Hang on... I have to peek...
AAAAAHHHHH! It's the path of embittered hissy Spitty girlfriends! My eyes! My eyes!!!

:D Happy Halloween!!

Cara n Crew said...

um...we're gonna sit here, far away from that skeery tunnel, and wish you all a Happy Howloween...

Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Holie

Karen Jo said...

That was really scary! I don't think we want to go anywhere near that Haunted Tunnel. Maybe TBT should board it up or something.

Herman

The Furries of Whisppy said...

*GULP*
Your description of that horror tunnel made OUR tails all puffed up!
And we thought Halloween was just about cute little pumpkins!

ABBY said...

ekkkkkkkkkkkkkeeekkkkkkkkkkk!!!!

purrs
>^,,^<
✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.

The Cat From Hell said...

Oh My cod! Isa is yous really OK?
Spitty is a great Man cat, but still...He does sleep in a pink beddie!
Kisses
Nellie

Eric and Flynn said...

Yikes! We didn't get to do any visiting on Halloween cos our mum was out all day, but we are glad we didn't see this at night. We would never have been able to sleep. We're pretty scared seeing it in the morning!!!