Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Iza's 12 Days of Chrissy Mouse Song

We are taking up Derby and Ducky's Challenge to write The Twelve Days Of Christmas Song in a new way.  I'm going first...


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Iza’s 12 Days of Goth Chrissymouse

On the twelfth day of Chrissymouse,
My Spitty gave to me
Twelve shrunken monkeys.
Eleven dried-out mousies,
Ten defeathered birdies,
Nine mole tails,
Eight piles of fevvers,
Seven Bits of Shark Fin,
Six Crippled Crickets,
FIVE GOLD NOSE RINGS!
Four Weird Club Invites,
Three Redwood Caskets,
Two Chipmunk Tails,
AND A SQUIRELL THAT’S IMPALED ON THE TREE!!!

(Amazon has EVERYTHING you can imagine!!!  Not an endorsement, just a statement of fact...)

15 comments:

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

You mean, my human can order ALL this from Amazon? Awesome!

Punapippuri said...

We like this a lot - does King Spitty know that he has to supply all this for you ?

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

He BETTER!

Cory said...

Pawsome! I need to finish my version of the song....hmmmmm

Brian said...

That was terrific!!!!

William said...

Wow! I think I'd want the squirrel unimpaled, though--so you could play with him and stuff.

Pretinha said...

You did a good job!

Cole Cat said...

My goodness! You sure know what you like! Admiring purrs...from your friends at Colehauscats.com

michico*Adan said...

So purrrrrrfect~!!!

The Cat From Hell said...

Did it come in a box?
Did yous have to share?
Kisses
Nellie

Derby, Ducky said...

Wow, this one is just, well, strange.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Shrunken monkees!!!?????

Eric and Flynn said...

Wow! Spitty must have worked hard to get all that for you. We hafta say though that we prefer our mousies fat and juicy.

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Iza....*shakes head* you're weirder than we thought...! MOL!

Fenris and Family said...

Bravo, you gets first place Iza and we award Ayla second place.