Friday, March 02, 2012

Dr Seuss




BRIGHT BLOO CHEEZ WHIZ

By Iza (Iz-I-is) Spencer, with deep purring apologies to Dr Seuss

Do you like bright bloo cheez whiz? 

I do not like it Iz-I-is.  I do not like bright bloo cheez whiz.

Would you like it far or near?

I would not like it far or near.  I would not like it in my chair.  I do not like bright bloo cheez whiz.  I do not like it Iz-I-is.

Would you like it by a moat? Would you like it with a stoat?

I do not like it by a moat.  I do not like it with a stoat. I do not like it far or near.  I do not like it in my chair.  I do not like bright bloo cheez whiz.  I do not like it Iz-I-is.

Would you like it by an owl?  Would you like it with a fowl?

I do not like it by an owl.  I do not like it with a fowl. I do not like it far or near.  I do not like it in my chair.  I do not like bright bloo cheez whiz.  I do not like it Iz-I-is.

Would you like it by a can?  Would you like it with a fan?

Not by a can, not with a fan.  Not by an owl, not with a fowl.  Not by a moat, not with a stoat. I would not like it far or near.  I do not like it in my chair.  I do not like bright bloo cheez whiz.  I do not like it Iz-I-is.

Eat it, eat it!  Here it is.

I will not eat it Iz-I-is!

Try it, try it, eat the treat.  You may just find it good to eat.

OK, OK, just let me be and I will try it by a tree and by a moat and with a stoat.  And by a can and with a fan.  And by an owl and with a fowl.  And here and there and evrywhere.  Over there and in my hair.  Even in my favrit chair!

Oh my, it’s good!  So good you see, that I will eat it in my chair.  And by a moat and with a stoat.  And by an owl and with a fowl.  And by a can and with a fan.   And here and there and evrywhere.  Even piled on my hair!

I do so like bright bloo cheez whiz!  Thank you.  Thank you, Iz-I-is!