MARLEY: Well, Im glad to have my Monday slot back! And I have something very mancatly to show. I CAUGHT A LIZARD!!!
It was INSIDE the house, which makes it POSSIBLY DANGEROUS. Heres a close-up... He lost his tail somewhere (I would have liked to play with that. I hear they wiggle nicely).
Dont mind the carpet. Thats a mat in the basement an never hardly sees anny sucky-machine action.
And just to be safe, I watched it fer a good long time. I dint eat it since it was already cold (an there was no tempting smell either).