Sunday, March 31, 2013

A Peep Attack!

MARLEY:  I was sitting by some vole-holes today, when, much to my surprise, a Peep Marathon came thundering through the yard.


It triggered pounce-mode!  And, Duh, I  pounced.  I had whistles blown at me by officials, and that WAS kinna weerd, but I couldn't stop myself.  I pawed and clawed like a madcat.  There were SO many of the little moving things!  Those Peep things went FLYING in all directions.  And I suspect that chihuahua woofie official is not gonna mess with cats again ( I only scratched his nosie, but he went running away yelling fer help).  I swear I didn't bite his paw.  He did that hisself! In frustration.

But it dint seem to stop them Peeps in the least bit!  They just stood up and started running again.  It was like I was just a bump in the road.

I do apologize to runner #227.  I bit its head off and it tasted AWFUL!!!  Squishy and altogether "too sugary".  I won't pounce peeps again, but Im afraid that #227 isn't going to be doin any runs annymore.  Give me a vole or a kibble ANY time...

I have some last werds fer #227.  Ptoo!  Yack, Yack, Ptoo!  Relatives can claim the remains at the Green House here.  And don't worry, I wont touch you a bit...  *yack*...

I have asked TBT to Peep-proof the fence...

We, officially, deport and dement 
That WE witnessed the actal event.
How Marley ascribed it is the way that it went
Cuz he paid us in treats and those treats are all et.

  ~ Ayla and Iza

PEE ESS:  We found a neat reference to a Germanic goddess Oester, who, finding a freezing bird, gave it a bunny's fur to keep it warm.  Hence, the bunny who lays eggs...  We cant find it again to give a link though...

16 comments:

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL, we give that a standing ovation! Awesomeness!
Can't stand peeps myself either, so I totally understand Marley!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

My human keeps threatening to microwave the Peeps we have here... she is weird.

Fuzzy Tales said...

Why can't peeps be made of Temptations? :-)

Happy Easter!

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

MOL at Fuzzy Tales suggestion. That would be MUCH better. We heard our head peep tell the manpeep to take those sugary things to work and not leave them in the house. Must be because they aren't cat treats!

Daisy said...

I think Peeps are delicious! My favorite part of Easter! Even though I only get a little taste.

Derby, Ducky said...

Happy Easter, no Peeps in our house. Mum does not like them. Give her chocolate!

Brian said...

We didn't have any peeps either, and now I see where they all went! Happy Hoppy Easter dear friends!

Katie Isabella said...

I will make mommy give ME some Peeps! Bad mommy!

The Island Cats said...

We've never had peeps but now we know we don't want them ever!

Happy Easter to you all!

Keisha said...

I think Peeps are cute. :)

TK and Pip said...

What a fun post! Marley you are one smart boy, especially about the treat bribe!
We are back. And want you to know that we will NEVER forget what you offered when our angel Sqaushies was so sick. You are all ver precious to us.
We hope you had a wonderful holiday!
Love, TK, Pip, and Dee

TK and Pip said...

Shaggy and Scout said...

Glad you survived this horrible episode!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

A PEEP marathon! Oh Cod, Marley! What a nitemare! And those two girls just sat by and WATCHED! Women are just useless in a crisis! Oops--did I say that? Uh, sorry Iza-lambie, sorry Ayla, sorry Human.

And fanks for the bunny-bird connection!

Oui Oui said...

Happy Easter, furriends! Its a bit like an alien invasion in southern MD. We hope they stay there! Hee, hee hee.

The Cat From Hell said...

Eggsellent Post! Me too hates Peeps! Its a good thing wes don't has them here in Canada (though Mommy did bring some yellow ones back from grocery shopping in Omack!)
Happy Easter
Nellie