Friday, August 16, 2013

Its My Birfday!


MARLEY:  I am 3 years old today!  (Well, it showed up 45 minutes early but don't worry about that, its after midnight HERE!).  It seems like forever (well, to ME it HAS been forever).  So Im havin a PAWTY!!!

We are havin Awesomely Purrfect Chick-hen with pork stuffing...

Ham, Glorious Ham, coated in toona...
Wunnerful Live Dead Shrimps (marinated in silvervine)...
And Niptinis!    That blended primo fresh Nip leafs with JUST enough cream to make it smooth to lap AND some dried nip sprinkled on the top.  (Milk fer kittens)



There are boxes ta jump in an out of
And bags fer the same...
 The Puzzle Box will be out too.  Sometimes with mousies, sometimes with rattley balls, sometimes with treats.
 
There will be games too.  THoE, King of the Cat Tree, an TBT will dump ALL the toys out on the floor.  He will also create wand toy action, and will toss treats around randomly fer us to chase and eat.

So come visit annytime from now til midnight, we are gonna have a great time!

3 am UPDATE:  We just got werd that TBT has a MAJOR SURPRISE in the computer room (and we wondered why he was keepin the door closed).  He says its for Noon an ya won't wanna miss it.  

But now lets have a THoE down the long hallway.  Winner gets a handful of treats! An probly bangs inta the closed computer room door. 

4 AM Update:  The THoE challenge was a near tie between between The Swiss Cats and the We Are gang.  The We Ares won by a nosie and get a handful of treats from TBT!  And look at them chow down on those treats!  Well, they sure used a lot of energy, so they gotta replenish it.

5AM:  By The Way, its time fer sleepin fer a few hours.  So TBT is crawlin into bed and we are ALL welcome to pile on him fer the night.  An he's good fer sleepin on.   Legs, back, sides, arms, you name it.   So fer a few hours, this part of the pawty is "Nappin On TBT" on the waterbed!  Be creative!!!

8 AM:  Well that was some great "On TBT Nappin". We are awake again.  Are you?  Shall we have a bag jumpin game?   My Birfday is only 1/3 over...  BTW, the rumor is that TBT is gonna start tossin treats around on the floor a 9 AM...  Ya won't want to miss THAT!

9 AM:  Oh look, here comes TBT with a handful of treats!  Gather round friends, he is gonna start tossin them across the floors.  Grab anyone ya see, they skitter across the floor like ya wont beleef!  He does that at his dinnertime, but is doin it early today on account of so many of our friends bein here,

Marley here:  Toss, skitter, skitter, grabbed.  Tossed skitter grabbed.  Ya see how it werks?  He tosses, you chase and grab.  An he has JARS full of that stuff...  I'll chase a few myself...  Go fer them!  Its not a contest, ya just get ta eat what ya catch.

Oh, an iffen annyone doesn't catch just let TBT know an he'll make sure a few drop right in front of you.  No one misses out on treats here...

Update 10 AM:  We are gonna take a nother naps, cuz we all seem all kinna worn out right now.  But TBT is leavin the deck door open so that you kitties what feel safe bein out (and we DO have a BIG fence around the back yard so its an opportunity to the lesser outdoors cat) can nap out on the deck or even chase voles and mousies in the yard iffen ya want (the more catches the better).  But we will be back fer TBT's big surprise at Noon EDT,  (2 hours from now).  So lets all find the bestest places  ta nap (Ayla and Iza will show you all the foldy-towels an bed places an easy chairs).  

Update Noon:  OMC, we dint know such a thing was possible.    TBT has swung wide the computer door to reveal THIS:   

 
Its almost all meat!  And with low tables so we can get at it ourselfs!  He will be there to pick up bits for us iffen we are fainty from seein all the meat,  but he says we can just grab what we want too.  There is all kinna meats!  There are ground up meats, there are thin-sliced meats, there are fish meats, there is lunch meats, there are pig meats, Bast, evry kind I know of.  

An ignore those sauce bowls (those are just there fer the few Beins around), we can just JUMP UP THERE and grab whatever we want.  An its OK!!!  

I will (as host) have to wait fer you all to help yerselfs first, but dont make me wait too long or I will crash the line!  An I think I will just pig out and nap the rest of today.  See you in a few hours when I wake up again... ~ Marley 









42 comments:

Prancer Pie said...

Happy 3rd Birthday, Marley! We'll be over as soon as we resuscitate Princeton. That ham picture made him faint! MOL!

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Happy Birthday Marley. What a feast. Our four boys are salivating over that chick-hen!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

I'll be right over, Marley. My Iza-lambie just told me something SO disturbing--I simply cannot believe it is true....but Iza Lambie would not LIE to a Boy, would she????

The Swiss Cats said...

Happy birthday Marley ! What a great pawty ! Thanks for all that yummy stuff !

We are said...

Happy 3rd Birthday, Marley!! This is a wonderful party!! We don't know what to nibble on first; everything looks so good.

Megan said...

I'l just have a slice of chicken thank you Marley. This is a(nother) great party. You guys will know how to entertain a crowd, don't you?

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Megan, we are glad ta see you here. Please nibble annythin ya want and we KNOW there are kitties here who want snorglin and scritchies.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Happy birthday, Marley! I am always ready to party down! Now my curiosity is piqued - I am dying to know what is in the computer room!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Sparkle, WE are curious too. TBT just says "we will all love it". Seriously, he isn't tellin US either.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Happy Birthday, Marley! Boomer is firing up our super duper tunnel so we'll be there in a couple of minutes!

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Happy birthday, Marley! You sure know how to pawty. We're sooo curious to see what the surprise is.

Nicola Carpenter said...

Happy Birthday Marley! You sure know how to PARTY!

The Paw Relations

Hannah and Lucy said...

Happy Birthday Marley and thanks for the party invitation. We are having a great time and are enjoying the bag and box jumping games.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

ZOOLATRY said...

Happy Purrthday Marley! We have fulled up on shrimpers, so are joining you for some nappin' in.
Yawn.

Fuzzy Tales said...

Happy birthday, Marley! Oh, that yummy food! Our tummies are rumbling with hunger.

And we can't wait to see what's behind door #1 (lol).

Katie Isabella said...

Happy BIRFDAY dear Marley. What a PAWTY! I have to tell ya, I got there fairly napless so I was glad to lay dow on TBT and have a warm nap before the other festivities started. A girlcat HAS to sleep, you know? The fuds were terrific. I had some of ALL. I love real live dead shrimp too...so those were a hit with me. Mom is allergic to them so I never get any but here, I did.

I LOVE playing THoE! Can we do it again?
xoxox

Flynn said...

Happy Birthday Marley. I missed THoE but I am going to trampoline on the water bed ....BOINGGG.... Yippee! this is fun .....BOING..... THUMP!!
Ouch I missed my landing the second time. Food looks great so I am going to tuck in.

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Happy Birthday Marley, sorry we were late arriving but the Mom & Dad sleep late on Fridays. All this food looks lovely we will just help ourselves to a plate while TBT finishes his nap.

We love the puzzle box, we are going to have to get one of our parents (probably Daddy) to make us one. ~Socks & Scylla

PS: Fenris & Tuiren wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday Marley, we left them at home.

The Meezers or Billy said...

Happy 'lated purrfday!! don't forget to look on your porch today! I will be there

Brian said...

Dang Marley, I'm sorry I missed your Birthday pawty, but Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday!!! ><(((º>

Thanks for the kind words and well wishes for our Dad, he is already doing so much better!

The Island Cats said...

Happy Birthday, Marley! You guys sure throw the bestest parties!!

Punapippuri said...

Happy birthday, young mancat! You don't mind if we have a bounce around on the waterbed do you ? We'll try to make sure Mirsku doesn't soak everyone.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Absolutely! The waterbed is the BEST bouncing place there is!!!

ANGEL ABBY said...

A very very happy birthday Marley. 3 is such a great age to be. We hope you are blessed with continued good health and many more years of love and laughter.

*pawhugs*
Angel Abby from the Bridge

The Florida Furkids said...

Happy Birthday Marley! OMC this is a pawsome party!!! We've never seen such a wonderful buffet!! We going to grab some meats and some of that real live dead shrimp with a niptini to wash it down.

The Florida Furkids

Team Tabby said...

Happy Third Birthday to you Marley! You throw an awesome party, that buffet is wonderful - we're all about the food, can you tell?

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Thank you, Angel Abby. Your wishes make my day brighter! We miss you here.

FL Furkids and Team Tabby - The buffet was a surprise to me too. TBT did that. ~ Marley

Katnip Lounge said...

OMC OMC OMC!!!!! For once we're happy to be late!!!

Happy Birfday Sir Marley--we're storming down the teleporters to get there...with a bag of fresh nip and a baggie full of valerian root for everybody!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Welcome, welcome my friends! We are glad you have arrived! And Nip and Valerian are always appreciated at a party (which will still go on all day, BTW, so enjoy the toys and cat trees and bags and boxes LOL!). ~ Marley

colehauscats said...

Oh, Marley! Really, you've outdone yourself! Would you just look at this spread? You know what really puts this over the top? The boxes AND bags! Happy Birthday, Marley. May you have many, many, many more! Purrs...

Tillie and Georgia said...

Happy 3rd Birthday Marley!!
Gee!! You really know how to celebrate! WooHoo!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

Shaggy and Scout said...

We are LATE LATE LATE!
Mom has been outta town and look what happens... she thinks shutting off the computer while she takes 3 days of personal retreat time away is simplifying. Maybe for her...!
Anyhoo, happy birthday Harley!!!! Looks like you still have some foods left so we're gonna dig in, then p[lay with that orinch puzzle box. WIll TBT still be tossin' mousies!!?? We love that game!

Cory said...

Uh oh...we are late. But you know what we say...since there are 9 of us, everywhere we go it's a party!!! Woo hoo! Hope there are leftovers. If not we brought some cheese.

Happy Birthday Marley!

Cory and family

Derby, Ducky said...

Happy Purrthday Marley! And WOW, that buffet of meat is fantastic.

meowmeowmans said...

Happy birthday, Marley! This is a pretty amazing party -- which is fitting for a special and beloved kitty like you! :)

The Indulged Furries said...

Holy Cat! What an amazing birthday party you're having. You deserve all the toys, presents, and fun. Happy Birthday!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Everything looks delishus! It's not midnight yet out here on the Left Coast, so I hope I'm not too late for one last snack! Happy Birthday, Big Boy!

Gracie=^o.o^= said...

Happy late birthday to you. Sorry I am late in getting here and hope that there still is some food left. Boy oh boy do you really know how to throw a party.

Oui Oui said...

Happy Belated Birthday, Marley! We are so sorry we are late; its the mom's fault of course. The Girl has been in town bankrupting the mom furnishing her new apartment and its run, run, run all day, then they collapse early evening. Our mom's bday was last Tuesday and she says this is the best time to be born cause Leo is the bestest sign, of course.

The J-Cats said...

Happy (belated) birthday, Marley! We're sorry to have missed your pawty, but hope you and your guests had a great time.

Lots of Love

Trixie and Caspurr

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

FaRADaY: HOLY CAT! *turns and glares at Mommy* We cannot BELEEEEEVE you made us miss Marley's BIRFDAY!!
You cannot have a good BIRFday wifout ME singing da BIRFday song!

Maxwell: *quickly slaps paw over Faraday's mouth*
Dood, that's okay he understands REALLY he does.

Allie: And we can tell you had the most AMAZING birthday EVER! We're so sorry we missed it!

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

We are so late for your Birthday Marley!! Happy Happy Happy 3rd Birthday and many, many, many mooooooore!!!!
Your TX furiends,