Friday, June 27, 2014

Freaky Friday

MARLEY:  Well, this is about our Freakiest Friday EVER, Kitties!  This morning TBT filled our food bowls as usual, but instead of putting them down in the kitchen, carried them ta the bedroom and called us.  We followed him (not so much cuz he called us, but more that we will follow the food about annywhere).

Then we saw the waterbowl AND a litterbox (well away from the food).  We've been through this before, but not fer a while.  Ayla bolted, but TBT closed the door on Iza an Me.  An after a few minnits, the door opened slightly an Ayla got put inside too.

We were shut-ins!  A while later, we heard STRANGERS talking outside an then COMMOTION FROM HECK  commenced.  It lasted FOREVER 2 hours!  When we were let out again, I ran ta the deck door ta be let out.

There was NO DECK!  The STRANGERS came an they STOLE OUR DECK!  I just stared in disbelief.  Then I called Ayla an Iza ta come look.
Ayla was shocked too.  
Then Iza got there an we all just stared an stared and stared!  How are we gonna get out iffen theres no DECK?  That looks WAY too far ta jump, an even iffen we DID, how would we ever get back IN?  Even Ayla cant jump THAT high!
TBT explained that we were getting a NEW deck, but it was gonna be a few days.  In fact, longer than HE had expected.  The STRANGERS had told him, they would be back Monday ta build the new one.  But what he dint realize was that they would START ta build the new one Monday!  Apparently Monday is for digging holes in the lawn and planting feet foots footers.  Tuesday is for an INSPECTOR ta come over an approve the footers, an Wensday and Thursday (an mebbe Friday) is for building the new deck.

We all cried loudly!  A WEEK stuck inside?

Well, TBT called us all downstairs to the basement and opened the basement door to let us out.  I went out but ran back inside.  Ayla an Iza just looked out an wouldnt go.

Kitties, the basement door is NOT the way ta leave the house!  The PROPER way ta leave the house is ta stroll out on the deck, sit around a few minnits while looking around fer dangers, and then walking down the stairs ta the lawn.

We may haveta get used ta leaving from the basement soon, but not today!  Fortunately, there is a lotta stuff from the old deck inside the house right now ta explore in their new spots, but we think we will just stay in the rest of today...

16 comments:

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Somehow it always seems to take longer to do stuff than it does for the sales people to tell you what they will do.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Wow, your whole life has been thrown into disarray for a whole WEEK! What a bummer.

Flynn said...

A whole week with no deck??? You all will have to be brave and go out through the basement.

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

If they could take away your deck in 2 hours , I can't see why they can't put it back on 2 hours ?!

Fuzzy Tales said...

OMC, this is terrible! What an awful situation. We hope you'll survive the week and that the new deck will be something spectacular, after all this!

Cat of Nine Tales said...

Yikes! I hope you all will survive! Take deep breathes and do a lot of napping.

~Lisa

Megan said...

I'm sorry that you've all been so traumatised. Shame on TBT for not briefing you more thoroughly about this project. The good news is that when the new deck is in place, it will be better than the old deck - so that's something to look forward to.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Angel Prancer Pie said...

This is freaky! That is a big ole hole out your bag door. Don't you just hate it when the humans mess up your house and schedules?

Good luck on your new deck, kittehz. We can't wait for the tour.

Happy Friday!
XOXO

Brian said...

Those deck humans really need to get it in gear!

The Island Cats said...

Oh no! We hope they work really hard and get it done quick.

Derby, Ducky said...

Oh noes! not good that you can't get outside. Hope your deck gets back fast.

Samantha & Clementine said...

Wow!! We hope you get to get out once in awhile! We bet the new deck will be the best one ever!!
Your TX furiends,
Samantha & Mom

The Swiss Cats said...

What an awful situation ! We hope you'll survive the week going out through the basement ! Purrs

Oui Oui said...

It's no fair being prisoners in your own home! And it's not even gonna be a rainy week! We know you are good kitties, but Carl thinks purrhaps you should pee in a couple places to let TBT know how you feel.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Oh oh..that's quite a longs way down! Hopefully the week goes by quickly!

Katie Isabella said...

OH MY OH MY! THIS is what happens when mommy gets too buzzy for mew! I miss news like this!!