Monday, August 11, 2014

MayhemCat Monday

IZA:  Im taking it over today.  Marley just dint wanna do anny pictures.  OK, so MEBBE I whispered in his ears this morning that he dint HAVE to do a Mancat Monday EVRY Monday...  An he was all aggragated, aggeretated, annoyed at not catchin anny frogs yesserday.

So I claim today!

What an I offerrin?  Mayhem!  On the towel what covers the otto-man annyway.  I beat that towel to death daily.  I claw/bite/rip/bunnykick that thing all the time.  TBT is AMAZED at how the towel lasts.  Well, there ARE 2 of them, but still, they are at least 20 years old and still last.
I love ta pull it down kicking and clawing all the time.  Me, not the towel.  Towel suffers in utter silence...
Here, Im checking to make sure it is utterly dead.
But ya know what TBT does after all that after I leave it?  He just puts it back on the otto-man!  No respect for my deathly werk on it at all.  He should at least go bury it outside.  But he keeps it around.

Mebbe as a trophy of my lethal ways...

16 comments:

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Why does TBT even want to keep a DEAD towel around anyhow?

Hannah and Lucy said...

What use is a dead towel?
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

The Island Cats said...

Maybe you should bury that dead towel under the chair, Iza.

Megan said...

I think TBT has special powers and brings that towel back to life every day after you've deaded it. He probably knows how much you enjoy kicking it and wants to make sure that it's ready for tomorrow's re-match.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Katiez Furry Mewz said...

Megan has a point there... TBT must be ables to resucistiteting... um revive the towel.

Or maybe it am a towel zombie? At least your technique works all night until next morning...Your deading technique am furry goods.

We mights has towel zombies too. We could use some help here. So if you gets tired of deading your towel, feel free to come dead some of ours.

Sir Toby, who just got meds to make hims amputated tail minds again.

Brian said...

you sure are a whapping towel gal!!!

Mariodacat said...

You sure did a good job of taking care of that towel. I'm surprised it doesn't try to hide from you - like under the sofa or a chair.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

But if TBT buries it outside, you won't get to play kick and claw with it. :)

pilch92 said...

Good job, you really showed that towel.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Iza you whapped that towel GOOD!

William said...

Maybe TBT has a whole *stash* of towels that he's fooling you with!

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

The way we dead the things we want to be dead is to woof our cookies on them, MOL! (Eeuuwww!)

Minko does that attack/kill the chair that pawppy sits in sometimes.

Killing things is a lot of goodtime kitty fun, right?! MOL!

The Swiss Cats said...

Good job, you killed it ! Now, hide it under the sofa : no dead corpse, no crime, right ? Purrs

Flynn said...

You did a good job deading that towel. TBT is making sure it is ready for it's next deading.

Crazy Cat Lady said...

Mayhem Mondays. I love it! FYI, I love Ayla's name. I had a kitty of the same name for many years but while she could be sweet, she was the biggest grump around. :)

Pretinha said...

Iza fico contente que você dê golpes mortais só na toalha... espero que você não faça isso em roupas hehehe