Monday, September 28, 2015

Mancat Monday

MARLEY:  I have the "lickities".  And since I like ta sit on the top of the chair where TBT sits, I have a focus...

His head hair...
*I* think it will help him grow more head hair.  
*HE* isnt so sure...
It tastes especially good after he werks hard outside.
Im not sure why, but it does.
He cringes after a while though.  Why?  
*HE* says he used ta have more hair before I started licking it.  
Not like I ever saw he had much to start with...

UPDATE:  I (Marley) am adding this...


24 comments:

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

OMC!!! Too funny!
Our Angel Toki used to do that to pawppy...and sometimes to meowmy.
Minko might taste the head furs here now and then...but not washing them like you do!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

MOL! The cat before Sparkle used to use my human's hair as dental floss... maybe it worked, she never needed to have a dental and she lived to be 15-1/2.

Megan said...

Well, the thing is Marley, that there are Cats Who Came Before. And THEY used to lick TBT's head hair and that's how the rot set in. Over the years those Cats Who Came Before did quite a lot of damage - as you can see for yourself. But you know TBT - he was stoic throughout. Didn't complain, didn't insist that the cats ceased their licking. No, he just patiently allowed them to do it because it clearly gave them satisfaction. Now, unfortunately, you don't have much head hair to work with. And perhaps you'll lick it all away in time, leaving TBT completely hairless. Then what will he do in winter to keep warm? Perhaps you'll have to take to sitting on his head, a bit like a tea cosy!

Megan
Sydney, Australia

The Florida Furkids said...

Allie does that to Mom.

The Florida Furkids

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL, just make sure you don't wind up with a weird kind of hairball!
Star was hair obsessed! she didn't lick it as much as roll in it and rub her face in it. She especially love fresh wet washed hair, it was better than nip for her.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Mum won't let us lick her hair because it makes it go curly!!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

The Island Cats said...

Marley! That is so funny! Just don't make TBT look like Donald Trump. :D

Brian said...

You are doing a terrific job as a stylist Marley!!!

The Meezers or Billy said...

bwahahaha. grammie's cat Buffy does that to grammie, and once time he licked her forehead so hard and so long while she was sleeping that grammie had a big bloody sore on her head!

The Meezers or Billy said...

bwahahaha. grammie's cat Buffy does that to grammie, and once time he licked her forehead so hard and so long while she was sleeping that grammie had a big bloody sore on her head!

Mariodacat said...

Oh that is just too cute for words. Your human must have the cleanest head in your whole state. You are very thorough at the job too.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Marley you are cleaning up TBT!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Hmmm, Cyndi has a fascination with hair licking too. Fortunately, Jan has lots of hair. But Cyndi also likes to pull some out. We think Cyndi is a little strange.

The Swiss Cats said...

MOL ! You're a terrific hair cleaner and hair styler, Marley ! Maybe TBT is still growing, and that's the reason why his head is now over his hair... Purrs

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Marley, you are funny. My cat Sammy that looks like you loves my hair, but he just kneads it and makes a nest for himself on my pillow at night.

Pretinha said...

Marley você é adorável cuidando da aparência de TBT, mas acho que ele está sentindo cócegas. hehehehe

Flynn said...

MOL! You are giving TBT's hair a good bathing. I hope he appreciates what a good job you are doing.

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

We didn't know that you had a thing for being a hair stylist, Marley! You sure look dedicated about it, too.

Katie Isabella said...

Marley, this is absolutely beyond any doubt THE funniest post you ever meowed and I can identify with his cringing cuz mom does too. xo

William said...

MOL! MOL!

Punapippuri said...

Best post ever! Brilliant. TBT is such a good model too.

Just Ducky said...

LOL, first we get to see TBT! Second, I sort of sniff at mum's hair but don't lick.

Maxwell Faraday Richman said...

MARLEY! That comb over meme is too cute!!

Maxwell Faraday Richman said...

(Allie tries combing our mom' hair out - she's glad it's not with her rough tongue - she's wince too!)