Saturday, October 31, 2015

Halloween Adventure Remembered

IZA:   We are repeatin a post from the past.  Mostly because it is our best scary Halloween story, and partly cuz it was about me (and Spittylovelyfurs).  We hope some of you havnt seen it (being new to the blog since 3 years ago), and that those of you who HAD seen it, fergot most of it.

So we proudly re-present...


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IZA:  OMC!  Ayla and Marley spent 2 days out in the garage settin up a "Scarey Halloween Haunted Tunnel" just for Spitty and Me to esperience!  I had NO idea, but they told me to invite my lovey boyfriend Spitty over fer a BIG SURPRISE.

I dint know about the ceiling over the garage.  But Marley did.

They say they got all kinna really scarey stuff in there.  And Spitty is here now, SO HERE WE GO!

It started out easy.  An EVIL SKWERL...



And a (Shudder)  empty food bowl! 
I wasnt sure I wanted to go further, but Spitty said to be brave, so I did my best.  It helped that he was right there by my side...
He is SUCH a manly cat!!!  I feel so SAFE when he is around.

Then we saw terrible things!  A Crazy Cat Lady grabbing cats from ALL over.

And the grim Needle-Vader!
And "It" probes yer nether parts too!

We fell down in horror together!  We CLUNG in fear!
Well, actally, THAT part was good...  Holding tight to Spitty is very nice...

But THEN!

JUST when we thought it was all over...  THE SHOWER!!!

We weren't certain about it, but then it went and MOVED and we got SOAKED!  Oh it was awful...  No place to run an hide!  We ran farther down the ceiling tunnel only to find THIS in our way!

It was a scary undedded Voodoo Woman Zombie!
  and her pet RAT! 
We backed away fast, holding each other tight (Spitty no doubt to protect me), but that sent us straight into a defleshicated cat skeleton,
and a GIANT RAT that must have EATEN it!
We were both about discombuberated by then and I think I fainted on a (convenient) pillow. 
But Spitty, Kingly mancat that he is, stood guard over me until I came back to my senses!

And TOGETHER, we went forward!!!

Only to turn a small corner and see...
Oh crap, and I mean that literally!!!  We both fell apart fer a second and scrabbled fer the exit.  But we found each others paws as we went! 

What?  You thought we were gonna get together an fight THAT?  Just US?  Are you NUTS? Look at that Skwerl blood on its teefs (I HOPE that is just skwerl blood).

We low-tailed it outta there!  Ayla and Marley were laffin their butts off as we ran out.  They asked iffen we liked the funny ghosties and smiley pumpkins they set in there.

"Funny ghosties, smiley pumpkins"?  We said what we saw, an they both went pale.  Spitty backed me up and ya gotta trust SPITTY!  Well, Ayla's choclate ears went grayish, and Marley's pinky paws went white.

When I described bein grabbed by the Zombie lady and Spitty was right there an couldn't even SEE it, Marley and Ayla yelped!


They KNEW something was gone all wrong!

Marley started ta poke his head up into the ceiling tunnel, but a strange hiss in there poofed his tail  bigger than a foot-long pine cone an he backed down REAL quiet...

We figure Ayla and Marley tapped into another dimension.  Some eleventieth dimension beyond that which is known to cat. A dimension as vast as space and timeless as the days between meals when yer lost in a desert!  In the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of cat's fears and the summit of our knowledge.  Somewhere in the ceiling of our garage...  

Come visit it iffen you DARE...

WE wont ever again...

WE plan to just stay curled up UTB tonight and forget about it as best we are able.  

 Iffen YOU go in, dont assume you will come out.  There were pathways in there we DINT take...
Well, dont say we dint warn ya...

18 comments:

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Aw, Iza-Lambie--That was just the bestest Halloween EVER! You were such a brave girl XOXOXO Perhaps you'd like me to drop over later . . . we could, um, play trick or treat?

Megan said...

Wow - that was a horrible experience. I'm so glad that you had Spitty alongside you Iza.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Spitty, dearest-love-of-life, I would welcome yer brave presence at my side this coming scarey night...

And I suspect Marley an Ayla would stay near ta us too just fer safety (but will keep their eyes closed ta give us privacy...)

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

That was supposed to be fun? No wonder kitties don't like Halloween!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Oh no Summer, that was not fun at all, we were scared out of our wits!!!

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

OMC!! Too scary, now we will be having more nightmares...and meowmy too, who read this to us...Nooooooooooooo.........she already has enough troubles getting and staying asleep...
She is not sad that she has to be at work while all these things will be going on outside our locked doors...no wait, pawppy will be with us, he will protect us, but wait, what if we have to purrtect him??

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We are sure you protect each other...

Punapippuri said...

Best Halloween Post Ever - all the better second time round too. Hehehehe.

The Whiskeratti said...

Whoa! That was a scary story !

Brian said...

Oh my goodness, that's darn scary! Have a spooky cool Halloween everyone!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Uh ... we'll pass, if you don't mind. That's a bit too much terror for us. Glad we don't have a garage.

The Florida Furkids said...

OMC that was frightening!
Happy Halloween!

The Florida Furkids

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Very scary story- thank Catness for Spitty. Have a Happy Halloween- hope you get lots of treats.

Mariodacat said...

EEEEEEEK! (turns and runs out the door) (this place is too skeerie for me).

The Island Cats said...

Yikes! After that, we hafta sleep with the lights on.

Katnip Lounge said...

We agree...the lights are staying ON tonight and Mommy better stand guard the entire time!!!

Happy Meowoleen!

Maxwell Faraday Richman said...

See? THIS is why we don't celebrate. Just meowin'!!!
*shudder*

Katie Isabella said...

OH! This was truly and absolutely the scariest and bestest Halloween adventure EVER and even if you had Spitty by your side (you and I are rivals, ya know) I loved every word and all the depictions!!