IZA: OMC! Ayla and Marley spent 2 days out in the garage settin up a "Scarey Halloween Haunted Tunnel" just for Spitty and Me to esperience! I had NO idea, but they told me to invite my lovey boyfriend Spitty over fer a BIG SURPRISE.
I dint know about the ceiling over the garage. But Marley did.
They say they got all kinna really scarey stuff in there. And Spitty is here now, SO HERE WE GO!
It started out easy. An EVIL SKWERL...
And a (Shudder) empty food bowl!
Then we saw terrible things! A Crazy Cat Lady grabbing cats from ALL over.
And the grim Needle-Vader!
We fell down in horror together! We CLUNG in fear!
JUST when we thought it was all over... THE SHOWER!!!
We weren't certain about it, but then it went and MOVED and we got SOAKED! Oh it was awful... No place to run an hide! We ran farther down the ceiling tunnel only to find THIS in our way!
It was a scary undedded Voodoo Woman Zombie!
And TOGETHER, we went forward!!!
Only to turn a small corner and see...
What? You thought we were gonna get together an fight THAT? Just US? Are you NUTS? Look at that Skwerl blood on its teefs (I HOPE that is just skwerl blood).
We low-tailed it outta there! Ayla and Marley were laffin their butts off as we ran out. They asked iffen we liked the funny ghosties and smiley pumpkins they set in there.
"Funny ghosties, smiley pumpkins"? We said what we saw, an they both went pale. Spitty backed me up and ya gotta trust SPITTY! Well, Ayla's choclate ears went grayish, and Marley's pinky paws went white.
When I described bein grabbed by the Zombie lady and Spitty was right there an couldn't even SEE it, Marley and Ayla yelped!
They KNEW something was gone all wrong!
Marley started ta poke his head up into the ceiling tunnel, but a strange hiss in there poofed his tail bigger than a foot-long pine cone an he backed down REAL quiet...
We figure Ayla and Marley tapped into another dimension. Some eleventieth dimension beyond that which is known to cat. A dimension as vast as space and timeless as the days between meals when yer lost in a desert! In the middle
ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition,
and it lies between the pit of cat's fears and the summit of our
knowledge. Somewhere in the ceiling of our garage...
Come visit it iffen you DARE...
WE wont ever again...
WE plan to just stay curled up UTB tonight and forget about it as best we are able.
Iffen YOU go in, dont assume you will come out. There were pathways in there we DINT take...
Oh my gosh... oh my gosh... oh my gosh... YOUR GARAGE TUNNEL IS HAUNTED! That, or like you said, this other dimension tapping thing. It's quite possible, you know. So many of us kitties have tunnels that travel through space and time and then there's the time & space travelling caterwaulin' of my peep. At some point, the very fabric of space has got to weaken. Then, all it would take is a wayward claw to rip it to shreds.ReplyDelete
So glad you two made it out safely. I wouldn't go back into that tunnel again. purrs
Yikes! I'm scared. Let me otta here~! (Mario's tail all puffed up as he runs away from the haunted hole.ReplyDelete
holy carp - we is gonna have napmares for weeks!!! we are glad you made it out safe.ReplyDelete
Oh my goodness, I will be UTB if you need me!ReplyDelete
YIKES! That is the askeeriest thing we've ever seen!ReplyDelete
Um...I fink I'll sit this one out. I'm so puffed out now I couldn't fit in my tunnel. Yeah, that't the ticket..can't fit in my tunnel. Maybe next time. Sure...next time.ReplyDelete
Whoa! That was SCARY! Especially the empty food bowl! And the shower! And being grabbed by a strange human! EEEK!ReplyDelete
Eep!!!!!! The shower part scared me the most! Teddy on the other hand, well, her hair is still standing on end after seeing that empty food bowl.ReplyDelete
You've got a portal to another dimension in your garage??? All we've got is Mom's walk-in closet, however, that can be pretty skeery!ReplyDelete
Thank goodness you had Spitty to take care of you.ReplyDelete
We hope your Halloween is filled with lots of treats!
Truffle and Brulee
YIKES! That was the scariest! 'Specially that shower!!!ReplyDelete
Boyfriend??? I think you better BACK OFF, SISTER!ReplyDelete
And just so you know? MY MOM is that CRAZY CAT LADY!
Happy Halloween, all! Hope you get lots of treats and no tricks!
I want to run!!!!!
That is absolutely the scariest thing we've ever seen!!! We did crap!!! One frightening thing on another! Evil squerl....empty food bowl !!! .... probes.....showers, zombies & defleshed rats!!!!ReplyDelete
Oh my darling Iza Lambie! Seeing it all laid out like this makes me shudder all over again! It was a harrowing experience, but of course *I* wasn't really scared, not Big ManCatly me...you believe that, right?? I still sort of think that Ayla and Marley set us up somehow, even though they deny it. I am the tiniest bit suspicious, darling...I hope you might teleport over later and have a little Halloween Niptini to cap off the evening! XOXOXOReplyDelete
OH MY GOSH!!! What an experience you two had!! We think you should get TBT to tear out that ceiling tunnel!! So glad you make it out okay!!ReplyDelete
Your TX furiends,
That was pretty scary - are you sure that King Spitty protected you as it looks the other way round, hehehe. We hope you are recovering well. And do send us the evil squirrels....ReplyDelete
What a scary post!!...Lovely Iza, we are so glad you had handsome Spitty with you for protection=you guys are so brave, thank COD you both made it out of that haunted garage together (we would have turned around and run for cover after seeing the evil squirrels!!)...Happy Halloween, sweet friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, SukkiReplyDelete
Yikes! that was the scarest thing ever! Pathways you didnt take? Hang on... I have to peek...ReplyDelete
AAAAAHHHHH! It's the path of embittered hissy Spitty girlfriends! My eyes! My eyes!!!
:D Happy Halloween!!
um...we're gonna sit here, far away from that skeery tunnel, and wish you all a Happy Howloween...ReplyDelete
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Holie
That was really scary! I don't think we want to go anywhere near that Haunted Tunnel. Maybe TBT should board it up or something.ReplyDelete
Your description of that horror tunnel made OUR tails all puffed up!
And we thought Halloween was just about cute little pumpkins!
Oh My cod! Isa is yous really OK?ReplyDelete
Spitty is a great Man cat, but still...He does sleep in a pink beddie!
Yikes! We didn't get to do any visiting on Halloween cos our mum was out all day, but we are glad we didn't see this at night. We would never have been able to sleep. We're pretty scared seeing it in the morning!!!ReplyDelete
We were going to run in and say Happy Halloween but then we got skeered right along with you. That was terribly terrible and what were they thinking setting that thing up. I bet there are strange sounds coming out of there much like the dreaded Vac-Uum monster that lives in so many closets (Interdimensional Travel no doubt.) Glad you made it backReplyDelete