We saw a Vishus Deer in the front yard last night! TBT had just glanced out the window and turned away when the motion detector lights came on. There was a Vishus Deer standing right there lookin up into the window at us! Ooh, they are bold...
TBT tried ta get a picture of it, but all that came out was its laser-eyes. We ducked so it couldnt hurt us, but TBT just stood right there. Vishus Deer dont worry TBT.
Ecept that he discovered this morning that it got mad at us and ate the leafs off the front row of our bootiful hostas! We are all very upset.
Failing that, he will put bird netting over the hostas. That ought to
stop it from biting the leafs off. Purrsonally, WE hope it EATS the net
an chokes!!! Cuz we sure dont want it stealthively staring at us at