IZA: OMC! Ayla and Marley spent 2 days out in the garage settin up a "Scarey Halloween Haunted Tunnel" just for Spitty and Me to esperience! I had NO idea, but they told me to invite my lovey boyfriend Spitty over fer a BIG SURPRISE.
I dint know about the ceiling over the garage. But Marley did.
They say they got all kinna really scarey stuff in there. And Spitty is here now, SO HERE WE GO!
It started out easy. An EVIL SKWERL...
And a (Shudder) empty food bowl!
Then we saw terrible things! A Crazy Cat Lady grabbing cats from ALL over.
And the grim Needle-Vader!
We fell down in horror together! We CLUNG in fear!
JUST when we thought it was all over... THE SHOWER!!!
We weren't certain about it, but then it went and MOVED and we got SOAKED! Oh it was awful... No place to run an hide! We ran farther down the ceiling tunnel only to find THIS in our way!
It was a scary undedded Voodoo Woman Zombie!
And TOGETHER, we went forward!!!
Only to turn a small corner and see...
What? You thought we were gonna get together an fight THAT? Just US? Are you NUTS? Look at that Skwerl blood on its teefs (I HOPE that is just skwerl blood).
We low-tailed it outta there! Ayla and Marley were laffin their butts off as we ran out. They asked iffen we liked the funny ghosties and smiley pumpkins they set in there.
"Funny ghosties, smiley pumpkins"? We said what we saw, an they both went pale. Spitty backed me up and ya gotta trust SPITTY! Well, Ayla's choclate ears went grayish, and Marley's pinky paws went white.
When I described bein grabbed by the Zombie lady and Spitty was right there an couldn't even SEE it, Marley and Ayla yelped!
They KNEW something was gone all wrong!
Marley started ta poke his head up into the ceiling tunnel, but a strange hiss in there poofed his tail bigger than a foot-long pine cone an he backed down REAL quiet...
We figure Ayla and Marley tapped into another dimension. Some eleventieth dimension beyond that which is known to cat. A dimension as vast as space and timeless as the days between meals when yer lost in a desert! In the middle
ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition,
and it lies between the pit of cat's fears and the summit of our
knowledge. Somewhere in the ceiling of our garage...
Come visit it iffen you DARE...
WE wont ever again...
WE plan to just stay curled up UTB tonight and forget about it as best we are able.
Iffen YOU go in, dont assume you will come out. There were pathways in there we DINT take...