MARLEY: Oh man, it's my GOTCHA DAY today an that's IMPORTANT an we almost missed it!
But TBT is making up fer it.
He took out the big package of ham an cooked it to safely. He brought out the BIG container of turkeys and thawed it. An he thawed out shrimpses just fer all of us!
There is NIP too. Liquid an Leaf.
The new HDTV is gonna show the Cat-sitter DVDs all day, so there are mousies a birdies ta watch while we are stuck inside.
The tunnels AND cube are in the living room, so teleporting will not be a problem. Coordinates are 0-0-0 our place.
Also, TBT says he is ready ta play wand toys an toss rattley mousies until he falls asleep. (but that should be good long time).
An he says we can ALL pile on him on the big heated watery bed tonight fer scritchies, so that will be warm an good.
An he says (an I'm not makin this up), we can run up an down stuff wifout him complaining, not even the curtains cuz they are WAY old annyway.
An even better, he says we can eat up ALL the Wellness cans cuz he will just order more from Chewy! And Barfs are fergiven in advance!!! He says he will just clean up with Iza's Squeegee and avoid tails carefully..