Friday, September 19, 2014

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Kittehs it doesnt get worse than this.   TBT tried to write a poem for the Day an stopped after an hour of writig the first few lines.  He sure isn't a swashbuckling poet!

He managed:

"Aye, the Jolly Roger’s hopeless crew we be,
Hapless lad and lassies three
An on our ship we must abide
TBT’s orders, rot our hide!

We’d do the mut’ny dear old friends,
But BT says that’s where it ends
Of  all the kibbles tossed and caught
So our mutiny come to not.

And worse, ya scurvy swags, we see,
The Lap would somehow not to be." 

and at that point we bit his ears until he stopped trying.

SOME THINGS are not meant to be...

So scupper him mateys, we are gonna go with a previous year fer old time sakes...  We'll werk out how ta keelhaul him later.. 

Meow Like A Pirate Day

Ahoy, Mateys - The crew of the Brigand "Cat Tree" here!  We be sailin the seas alookin fer Booty, Nip, an Treats...  Our fair ship, she be able ta run down and heave to anny vessal whats got those precious things!

See our proud beauty, me hearties...

Aye, here be a closer view of our beauty vessel, if ye dare get so close.  Thar be Captain Mousebreath Marley at the helm, Bloody Princess Ayla in the Crows Nest, an BilgeRat Iza down below guardin the treasure chest.
Now its off ta the port ta get loaded ta the gunwales on Nip Grog an seek sprogs ta man the ship!

Happy "Talk Like A Pirate" Day Matey's...


Brian said...

We loved the poem! Ye are looking all fine and mighty today! Do cruise on by for some Grog later!


Excellent poem!
Yer doin some good meowin errrr talkin like dem pirates mateys!

The Swiss Cats said...

Great poem ! Purrs

Oui Oui said...

That be one fine peom! The sea hag here tried to write one but only wrote 1 line. We will join ye in some grog, me mateys!

Flynn said...

Arrrr! Ye be fine and fearsome pirates.
That be a great poem and be 10 more lines than the wench here could have done.

Team Tabby said...

Ahoy mates! You all be fearsome pirates. We thought the poem just great.


Spike William and Angels China Cat and Willow said...

I be sorry ye didn' care for TBT's poem. I truly be lovin' th' ship from th' past year - twas a fine lookin' crew indeed! Join me for grog, if'n ye will!

Hearty Purrrrrrrrrs, Dread Pirate Spike William

The Island Cats said...

Aye, that be a fine poem. Better than our wench of a mom came up with. Arrrrrrrgh!

Derby, Ducky said...

Aye Matey's, we be having a happy pirate day.

pilch92 said...

You need to hide your treasure better, I can see it.

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Your ditty's a blast!
It went from the cannon,
on the deck of your galleon;
blew away scalliwags and scum-

And you think your TBT is bad?? MOL!

Go collect all the doubloons you can find in the treasure chest you got as loot in your booty!


Samantha & Mom said...

Aye!!Ye look ta be doing better than
our Mom, too!

Sushi said...

Great poem!

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Good morning, a fine crew you are and we thinks the poem was much better then anything our purrson could have attempted.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Wye, mateys, ye look like good pirate stock to us.

Katie Isabella said...

I LOVE this! And I love the poem! MOARE!

Meowers from Missouri said...

meyarrrr! that be a pome werthy o' publication!!

thy good ship be fast an' well-canvassed--we hope ye found yer hearts' desires!