Arr, Mate its bein Talk Like Us Pirates Day. Ya Be laffin, we know, but its a fine tradition an lets us know what who is who aroun these parts, ya gather?
May t' loot cover ye bod and ye have too much grog ta drink in the wee hours of the morn!
We seek the wealth of others, but when we wake in port, there be nothing in our hold-box! We been robbed in our happiness a'port as we have robbed others at sea. Fie t' the land, the sea is where we rest happy...
Cast away shore,
The Sea is our Mother,
And, BTW, mousies dont "walk the plank", they "walk the tongue"...