Easy Like Sunday Not

IZA:  I dont often get up on the back of the chair.  Thats mostly Marleys spot and sometimes Aylas.  But if they arent around, sometimes I do sit there. 

Part of the problem is that TBT is just too embarrassing to have in my pictures.  I crop him out of a lot of my pictures.  I DO have some standards, and sometimes he just doesnt shave fer a few days.  Now, I sure unnerstand FUR.  But what he has isnt exactly "fur".  WHAT else, Ive never figured out.  Its not a mane or pelt or even wool.  It whiskery, but not true whiskers... 

 Oh what the mousies, here it is...  Sometimes I just sit here and give up on him fer a while!  Remember that movie 'The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly'?  Well, he wouldnt have been cast as "The Good" or "The Bad", iffen ya catch my drift...

I am considering spreading Nair all over his face when he is asleep.  Do ya think I should?  I'd have ta keep the stuff off my OWN lovely furs.  I could stick a whole paw into a rubber glove to apply it, I think.  Ooh, mebbe I could cover his whole head!  Well, OK, I'd leave the eyebrows...