IZA: Who, ME? No, no, *I* didnt pull it off the hanger. It, um, slid right off by itself, yeah. I was ALL the way across the kitchen and I saw it fall. So I went rushing over to, um, see iffen it was alright. And thats when YOU walked in and saw me sitting here, comforting my poor towely friend.
I mean, just LOOK at me. Is this a face that would lie to YOU?
And iffen you leave the room and hear some noise, I am NOT bunny-kicking the towel. As far as you'll know annyway...