Thursday, March 02, 2017

Dr Seuss Day

Twas on Fur-fur day
When our wondrous eyes
Did espy 
A Seuss Cat
Wandring by!

We beckoned him in
Never fearing the worst,

When he showed us the
Worst of the Best
And the Best of the Worst.

This should not be what happens on
The best of the worst
Or the worst of the best.
Or the first of the first.

And that what not all
Of the rest.

He came with a hat.
That furball know-it-all.  
Did what he did
But he did it all 
So we did what he bid.

I tried on the hat.
It did nothing for me. 

I might as well
Worn a leaf from a tree.

There is some skill to it, but
Between you and me!

That Cat in the Hat is
As dumb as a tree.

Yet he ate my food, and played
With my toys,
so I whapped him good 
And said with some Noise.

Go away Cat in Hat,
Go away righty now.
Or I'll bite yer ears,
And where you Meow.

And has he escaped my good 
Claws sharp and bright, 
I made sure  he'd remember
With day with some fright.

You don't come around Iza
Snarky and bright
Without leaving fast in some 
Whaps and some fright!

The moral of the story is DON'T try ta dress me up with hats or annything else!

Unless its Goth.



The Whiskeratti said...

A great poem. All hail the Fierce Iza!

Megan said...

A superb poem, Iza. I like that you whapped him good!

Sydney, Australia

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL awesome! Happy Seuss Day!

The Swiss Cats said...

Wonderful poem ! Happy Dr. Seuss Day ! Purrs

The Menagerie Mom said...

Look at you, Iza, spinning fantastic poems and slapping paws at pesky cats in hats all at the same time. You are a girl of many talents!

Peaches and Paprika said...

Thank U for gracing our day with your funny poem. We will read it to our human! Happy Dr Seuss day!

Brian said...

That was fun! Happy Dr. Seuss Day everyone!

The Florida Furkids said...

MOL! Happy Dr. Seuss Day!

The Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

MOL! That was a good one! Happy Dr. Seuss Day!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

That was great. You are a toughie Iza. Good try with the hat :)

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Fantastic! Happy Dr. Seuss Day!

Sabina Ayne said...

I love your goth look!

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Oh, MY!!! *That* cat was naughty fur sure...up to all his usual antics we see...

Did the noms bowl get refilled after he left? We hope so:)