TBT says we can do this up grand. Special foods and drinks and games! So he asked me what I wanted. MOL, was he surprised!
It must be unusual, odd, and surprising...
There will be fresh milk!
There will be fresh meat!
There will be Special Purple NIP!

And lots of fancy paper bags!
There will be catch-yer-own-chicken-dinner in the backyard...
And catch-yer-own-mouse upstairs in the tub...

And there are huge DRINKS!
BACON HEARTS!
Fishing Contests! You cant lose here...

And finally...
You get to honor ME, The Birfday Womancat...
What more could you ask for?
The Pawty starts
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