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Monday, June 11, 2018

Kitchen Kontrol

IZA:   I have mentioned Kitchen Kontrol before, but this is my best example of it.  Ya see, TBT read about "tiagulting , tangulalating, triangulating the kitchen appliances decades ago but the M/W made it a swquare.  Annyway, I decided that the best place to keep his attention on me was to be in the center of the square.  Which, conveniently is the middle of the floor...

So he has to look down at me whenever he moves. 
And iffen he bumps me with a big fat shoe, that is a win-win cuz he has to apologize and give me attention.  Well, that IS the goal, right?  Attention?
Not like I dont get a LOT of attention otherwise, but there is no upper limit of it fer ME!

Marley tries it, but he doesn't quite get the purpose.  He just does it when he is hoping for food.


  1. I like gettin food AND attenshuns.

  2. Iza, you are a very crafty kitty! I bet you know LOTS of tricks!

  3. Well, I guess it's a good system until he SPILLS something on you! You know what the, um, *older* Humans are like Iza. They drool sometimes in their sleep--ewwwww. Can slopping food around on the kitty be far behind?

    You're all wrong about the movie: They went to see "First Reformed." Interesting, she reports, but weird. Very weird. Humans. Go figure.

    XOXOXO & nighty-night, Lambie.

  4. Iza - you are a schemer. Yes, your highest priority might be attention, but you know that if TBT bumps you with his big fat shoe, he will feel dreadful about it and will want to make it up to you - probably by giving you some treats or even some of his own foods. That is what you're aiming for. I know it.

    Sydney, Australia

  5. We're impressed with your tactics.

  6. Oh, we like it when our friends figure the hard physics and math things out to their advantage! What a great win!

  7. That sure looks pretty darn organized!

  8. Being in the centre of the square looks like a good place to be.

  9. You are most clever Iza.

  10. Iza, not only can you get attention, you can snoopervise all the four corners of 'your square' to see what might come your way...though it does take a certain amount of patience...


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