IZA: One of my fun things ta do is push things off tables and desks. Of course TBT doesn't really like it when I do that. He suspects that I have a secret stash on pens and paperclips somewhere (I do, but he will never find it).
But I also like ta shove larger items off places. letters, bills, and small notebooks are my favorites of those. Like the water bill I hid away unner a chair once... THAT cost him some green papers once so I stopped doing THAT.
But when ya DO shove things off tables, it is impawtant ta nap on them afterwards. TBT cant disturb a napping cat of course. And then, with anny luck, he will just see it as part of the floor clutter and forget it is there, MOL!