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Monday, June 24, 2019

Cat World Domination Day

Our favrit day of the YEAR!  We are totally in love with this one...

Iza taps Dad's arm on the chair (with claws out) when she wants some of his food.  And taps his eyes at night when she wants scritching.  I (Ayla) head bump him from the top of the dresser as soon as he gets out of bed in the morning or I stand on his tummy making biscuits iffen he doesn't get up.  Marley is very polite.  He just sits there staring at Dad until he finally gets up to feed us.   But that werks too.

Mostly, we make sure he allus pays attention to us.  Like the deck door trick.  Whatever side of it we are on is the wrong side.  Marley is best at THAT.  He will step out, then stare into the house forever until Dad opens the door again.  And he doesn't walk in...  Well, Unless Dad says that "dinnertime" werd....   We ALL respond to THAT of course.

In the evening, we REALLY take control.  Dad sits to watch the funny TV and Iza and Marley sit on him so he can' get up without feeling guilty.  Or if they are just nappin elsewhere, I do.  And THAT really nails him to the chair because I dont do it often so he will sit there forever until I hop away.

Of course, we dont spend ALL our time doing that.  We're cats and like to confuse him.  Like when we all walk past and DONT get up on his lap even when he asks.  Heh, heh, heh...

So yeah, we are like in total control here.

Ooh, just heard a can of Stinkey Goodness being opened; gotta run...