MARLEY AND LAZ: This is NOT what you think... Well, actally we're not SURE what ya think it is, but we know what ya COULD think.
I (Marley) was sittin on the back of the chair and didnt feel like moving. I (Laz) wanned ta get past him ta get ta the desk. I considered walkin on his back, cuz I like goin to places as direcly as I can. But I decided that might get me OTB real fast. An the thing it lookt like might hav had the same result.
So I decided "direcly" could mean a slite detour... I got down an wakked aroun to the desk another way.