LAZ: TBT pushed me off the deck rail today! I was rollin on a doormat draped over it and he just PUSHED ME!
TBT: I did NOT! You just rolled off the edge...
LAZ: But you were RIGHT THERE. You must have had something ta do with it.
TBT: I opened the deck door to tell you it was dinnertime. You were so happy, you just rolled off...
LAZ: It was 12' down!
TBT: Not my fault Dude! You rolled over on your own. Maybe I shouldn't have left the door mats draped over the deck rail though. I know you like to roll around on them.
LAZ: SEE everybody? He admits it was HIS fault!
TBT: C'mon Dude, I didn't even laugh. And I gave you treats and some Nip and then tuna when you came in.
LAZ: Bribery to sooth your guilty conchus conciensus, mind!
TBT: Would you rather I had given you broccoli for dinner? Or I could leave the deck door closed all day tomorrow...
LAZ: OK, OK, I'll "claim" I rolled over on my own. Happy?
TBT: No, I was quite worried watching you fall. I even (unsuccessfully) grabbed at the doormat you clawed at and dragged down with you as you slipped over.
LAZ: Really?
TBT: Yes "really".
LAZ: Well... OK. But why dint ya take a picture? And a video would have been better.
TBT: Laz, It was too sudden. I don't take pictures just by "looking", ya know. I need a camera gadget. But I have the picture in my mind.
LAZ: Sometimes Im not too sure about that!
TBT: Trust me. I still remember when LC rolled off the deck once, and I didn't have the camera then either. And that was a LONG time ago. I remember things without having camera pictures.
LAZ: LC did that too?
TBT: Yeah, but not as far. She was asleep on the deck and forgot she was at the edge. Fell right off! But she only fell 8'. You set a record here!
LAZ: And you remember that. Why dont I?
TBT: It was way before you were born. In fact, it was before Ayla was born, I think. I'd have to look at ancient pictures, 15 years maybe. But yeah, we Beins remember things without camera pictures.
LAZ: Wow, I don't remember last year very well.
TBT: Well, since you mention it, your Gotcha Day is coming up soon. I will throw a special GOTCHA LAZ DAY PARTY just for you.
LAZ: I saw Marley and Ayla had one a few Moons ago. I didn't know I would. I know I've done a few bad things...
TBT: You and me (and US) buddy... Mark And The Mews...
LAZ: (Whew) OK. Could ya at least put up ONE picture though?
TBT: Here you go, Laz. You and Me...
