LAZ: Im a natural Door Guardian. In fact, I would like the door barely open fer greater security. But iffen it WAS, ya wouldnt be able ta see Marley there napping safe in my Guardianing guarding. And ya have ta see 2 fer Twofur Tuesday...
MARLEY: Im not sure who Laz thinks he is guardin me from. Ayla? TBT? Mebbe Evil Skwerls. But it seems ta do no harm an it keeps him happy, so OK.